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At a computer expo in 1997? (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:  "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1000 miles to the gallon."

GM release the following statement:

 "Yes, but would you want that car crashed twice a day?"


 The above is true, the rest is fun!


1.  For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day.

2.  Every time they repainted the lines on the road you would have

    to buy a new car.

3.  Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason,

    and you would just accept this, restart and drive on.

4.  Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would

    cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case

    you would have to reinstall the engine.

5.  Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought

    "Car95" or "CarNT" but then you would have to buy more seats.

6.  Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun,

    reliable, five times as fast, and twice as easy to drive, but

    would only run on 5% of the roads.

7.  The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would

    be replaced by a single "general car fault" warning light.

8.  New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt.

9.  The airbag system would say, "Are you sure?" before going off.

10. Occasionally for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you

    out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lift the

    door handle, turn the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna.

11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of

    Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though they

    neither need them or want them.  Attempting to delete this  

    option would immediately cause the car's performanceto                   diminish  by 50% or more.  Moreover, GM would become a target for investigation by the Justice Department.

12. Every time GM introduced a new model car buyers would have to

    learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls

    would operate in the same manner as the old car.

13. You'd press the "start" button to shut off the engine.



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